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KaPpA mAki's Retarded Page Of Stuff
--This is my world, expect sickness.

Welcome to the My Retarded Page Of Stuff page. It is full of stuff!

Hello there and welcome to my place. Please make yourself at home. One of the other hosts will be with you in just a moment. Now I must leave, so if you have any questions feel free to direct them towards The new host. However, before I take off, I must warn you. This host is a bit of a tetchy bastard when he wants to be, so I'd best be careful if I were you...
What do you mean by _that_ exactly?

Eh, nothing dude... nothing at all * incoherant mumbling* Well.... gotta go! *mad dashes the hell outta there*
Boy I tell you, that girl is insane, no doubt! Ah yes, well then allow me to introduce myself. I am Arnold J. Rimmer, Second Technition aboard The mining ship Red Dwarf and I will be your host for this room.

If you need anything, I'll be over here listening to Reggie Wilson. But in the meantime, why don't you go explore the other rooms. Also, if you wish to contact that mentally unstable webmistriss of mine, just click on that bouncing homosexual pikachu down below...

*deep homo-erotic voice* Pi-KAhhh

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Decisions decisions... Who's room would you like to visit first?
Pick a door...

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 Visit Carlos in the lounge
Take a stroll through Seifer's long narrow hallway
Need to take a leak? The Public Washroom is this way
Pikachu's Luv Shack
Kyosuke's Attic
It's a long hike up Leon's winding Staircase
Take a nap in the Guestroom
Wake-up Siegfried [no pictues yet...]
Duo Maxwell's Closet
The Balcony
KaPpA mAkI's favorite room of all... The Harum
Chill out with Rufus in the Leisure Room
Or go for a stroll Outside
Sip Martini's with Evil Villans in the Secret Basement
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I know I know there's nothing here right now, but there will be soon. For now, just go here to my pal Sk8's page...