*creakkkkk*
Hey! Who are you?
Hmm.. You must be another one of KaPpA mAki's friends. Oh, me? Gosh, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself. I am Seifer Almasy of Final Fantasy fame, and I'm way cooler than that silly fag-boy Squall--not to mention I am so much better looking that him too...

AHEM! Well, you're here, so that could only mean one of three things:
1. You've come to look at the art hung on the walls
2. You're hungry and want to go to the kitchen
3. Or else you're here cause you can't get enough of my stunningly hansome self... or not *sigh*

...Okay, now let me get this strait. Fag-boy? And you, better looking? Puleeze, man! You know as well as I do that all the chicks want _me_ so dream on buddy.

Oh is that so, FAG-BOY! The only chick that actually wants _you_ is that gullable stupid Rinoa girl. I don't know why, though. But I guess she can't be all that bright if she likes you...

Who do you think you are, making fun of my woman like that! Why I ought to beat the sweet holy hell outta you!

Hah! Is that a Challange, fag-boy?

Uhh, well yea I guess... *real dumbfounded look on his ugly face* and.... Hey! I'm no FAG-BOY you, you big Jerk-wad! So there *sticks his toung out at Seifer*

See? What did I tell you? He's a complete fag-boy! And jerk-wad you say? Well well well... Bring it on, pal. Lets go!

Damn you. You've insulted my girl, and you even succeeded in insulting me in the process. I won't stand for this. You are TOAST!

Is that right, fag-boy?! Well, I'm through toying with you....

Now... YOU DIE!!!



Well, that takes care of that... for now. In anycase, I don't think we'll be seeing him around here for a long time...


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